- HEY JON, WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?
- OH, I DUNNO. I DON’T THINK I’M GOING TO VOTE CONSIDERING I LIVE IN FUCKIN’ JAPAN LOL.
- YOU KNOW, IF I WERE AMERICAN, I’D VOTE FOR MYSELF. I’D JUST WRITE MY NAME DOWN ON THAT LITTLE BLANK SPOT.
- WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT’S ON THERE?
- I WATCHED YOU FILL OUT A MAIL-IN BALLOT ONCE.
- ANYWAY, I’D WRITE MY NAME DOWN ON THERE AND JUST VOTE FOR MYSELF. AND THEN I’D BECOME PRESIDENT. OF THE WORLD.
- …
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- …HAVE YOU FOUND IT YET?
- NO. YOU?
- NO.
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- FUCK, THIS IS HARD. I HATE WHERE’S WALDO BOOKS.
I APPLIED TO AN ART COLLEGE MANY YEARS AGO AND THEY REJECTED ME. I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY.
JON’S DINOSAUR CHICKEN
MOTHA
FUCKIN’
EUROPE.
EVEN THOUGH IT’S TAKUMI’S BIRTHDAY, I THINK IT’S OKAY FOR MY HEAD TO BE IN MOST OF THIS PICTURE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT’S ME. NO BIRTHDAY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT ME SOAKING UP YOUR MOMENT.
I WAS CHILLING AT THE AIRPORT WITH U:ZO WHEN G DECIDED TO TAKE THIS PICTURE. HE THEN PUT IT ON THE INTERNET SAYING THAT U:ZO WAS MY GIRLFRIEND. I HAVE TONS OF COMMENTS AND TWEETS AND EMAILS ASKING IF I’M SEEING U:ZO, AND NO, I AM NOT SEEING U:ZO. LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT AND GACKT, I’M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS.
THOUGH I WILL ADMIT THAT U:ZO HAS REALLY LUSCIOUS HAIR. I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT.
IT’S OFFICIALLY THE FOURTH IN JAPAN, SO TODAY IS GACKT’S 39TH BIRTHDAY!
TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR GACKT AND FOR GACKT FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. I WANT TO THANK GACKT FOR HIS MUSIC AND FOR EVERYTHING HE’S DONE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUSIC, GACKT, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU AND FOR BRINGING HAPPINESS AND SMILES INTO OUR LIVES.
I ALSO WANT TO THANK GACKT FOR CREATING YELLOW FRIED CHICKENz BECAUSE WITHOUT YFC, MANY OF US WOULD HAVE NEVER LEARNED ABOUT JON, TAKUMI, OR U:ZO. YFC HAS INTRODUCED MANY OF US TO NEW MUSICIANS AND MANY OF US HAVE MADE FRIENDS THROUGH YFC. IN YFC, WE GOT TO SEE GACKT GROW AND CHANGE WITH HIS MUSIC ALONGSIDE HIS BANDMATES AND GOOD FRIENDS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING YFC, GACKT. I COULD NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH.
TONIGHT IS ALSO YFC’S LAST SHOW AT THE NIPPON BUDOUKAN. MANY OF US CAN’T ATTEND, BUT WE CAN SUPPORT THEM AND CHEER THEM ON FROM HERE AT HOME. YFC MEAN THE WORLD TO US, AND WE SHOULD SMILE AND ENJOY THIS NIGHT AS IT LASTS.
DEARS AND CHICKLETZ, LET’S SPEND TODAY WITH OUT BEST SMILES. I’M SURE GACKT WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
- THERE IS A SALE ON SHOES AT THE MALL IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES I HAVE TO GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW BEFORE THE CROWDS START.
- JON NO WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN SHOW. YOU CAN BUY NEW SHOES LATER. HELL, I’LL BUY YOU A NEW GODDAMN WARDROBE JUST DO YOUR JOB, MAN.
…DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING? DID I EVEN LOCK MY FRONT DOOR? SHIT, I CAN’T REMEMBER.
- OH MAN, JON, THEY THINK I’M DATING ICONIQ. WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET THAT IDEA?
…WHO’S ICONIQ.
- HAHA, OH WOW WHAT. LET’S GO BACKSTAGE AND FUCK LATER.
DON’T ASK ME. YOU’RE THE ONE IN THE RUMOR.
